The grenade exploded
with a deafening sound,
It came crashing, splintering,
and thundering down.
Shards and sheets of burning turbine,
lying on the ground.
I don’t know where I managed to find,
This piece of high explosive munition
But in my dream it came to me
To help me fulfill my mission.
To rid the world of these 100ft weeds,
A massive cosmetic scar,
On the hills and in our seas,
But no more would they ruin and mar,
Our green and uninterrupted scene,
The paranomic vista,
My view from our bedroom window,
Ruined by these renewable blisters.
These bloody greens, with their greeny ways
The massive conspiracy,
That exists to keep them in work
And keep me in misery.
Oh no the climate might possibly change,
oh no its going to get hotter,
Climate change? You can’t fool me
I’m just going to go
and start planting
my vineyard in the
Every time I hear the word carbon,
It gives me a little hard on.
And when I see a wind farm on a hill.
It just makes me hornier still.
Why Billy? Why?
Did you have to go
And stab your sister in her eye?
And what possessed your little brain
To use a Hornby model train,
That we gave you for your seventh birthday,
When you could have been kinder
and used a knife,
or even something a bit, well, sharper.
But thats not the point,
Thats not the issue,
its about the fact that you
to use your
violence, use your fists
when careful working and negotiation
peaceful existence and cooperation
would solve these little
But worst of all,
You seem to do
The one thing that we
wish you would not do,
Each time your sister
Receives a fish,
You catch it and put it
In a dish of very mild
You little shit.
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#vscocam edited. The back of the harbour at Lyme Regis. Peace and quiet here from the hysteria of the tourists along The Cobb.
#vscocam edited. Today we ended up in Lyme Regis and had a lovely afternoon with Rob and Polly. It was unbelievably busy. But managed to get some nice shots. (at The Cobb, Lyme Regis)
#vscocam edited. Withycombe-in-the-moor was the place where we ended up this afternoon. After an eventful afternoon involving keys getting locked in the car and the RAC on the middle of Dartmoor, we found a pub. Best half pint ever. (at Church of St Nicholas, Withycombe)